Living with Saint Bernards, Part II
Gotta love my puppies, and my husband even. But put the 3 of them and me on the bed, they start playing and invariably someone gets hurt. Usually me! It sucks being the smallest :-p
Last night as we're getting ready to go to sleep, Bruno crushed me under his nearly 150 pounds by half resting on me, and half standing on the floor. Then once he got settled (James had to lift his rear end up onto the bed) and just before I turned purple from lack of oxygen, George jumped up, and landed right on me! 130 pounds of dog concentrated on one back foot, which happened to be stuck in the crease of my left leg at the hip! Boy did I yelp!
I'm tellin' ya, we need a bigger house so the dogs can have their own room with their own beds!