Friday, December 01, 2006
I'm Going Home!
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 ºF (10 ºC)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 ºF (4.4 ºC)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians sunbathe.
35 ºF (1.6 ºC)
Italian cars won’t start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 ºF ( 0 ºC)
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 ºF ( -18 ºC)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40 ºF (-40 ºC)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.
-60 ºF (-51 ºC)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 ºF ( -73 ºC)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 ºF (-114 ºC)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-460 ºF (-273 ºC)
Absolute Zero: all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”
-500 ºF ( -295 ºC)
Hell freezes over.
Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. ¶ 7:01 AM
50 ºF (10 ºC)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 ºF (4.4 ºC)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians sunbathe.
35 ºF (1.6 ºC)
Italian cars won’t start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 ºF ( 0 ºC)
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 ºF ( -18 ºC)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40 ºF (-40 ºC)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.
-60 ºF (-51 ºC)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 ºF ( -73 ºC)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 ºF (-114 ºC)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-460 ºF (-273 ºC)
Absolute Zero: all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”
-500 ºF ( -295 ºC)
Hell freezes over.
Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. ¶ 7:01 AM
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And now you've gone home the other way. If by some miracle Air Canada managed to take off and land on time, you should be waiting at the carousel just about now. Aunt Sam hadn't even noticed she had the wrong bag. Good thing your sister checked. Aunt Gene found your sunglasses this morning. I'll send them south as soon as Sam gets them to me.
Max is confused again. Mummy came home all alone. :( Wonder what he'll think when AJ comes for a sleepover. ;)
Miss you already
luv
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Max is confused again. Mummy came home all alone. :( Wonder what he'll think when AJ comes for a sleepover. ;)
Miss you already
luv
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